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Robot Theme Song

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Hey Luno!

Look at you And if I wanted to, I could see someone in there Who'd like to be the happiest clam on the beach But look at you You're the Angry Clown Trying to push all the kids around But there's a flying horse that could change that course Hey Hey Hey! Hey Luno! Hey Hey Hey! Hey Luno! Can he stop the enemy? -We only believe in what we see! But he can do it, you never know -But we don't know! Hey Hey Hey! Hey Luno! Hey Hey Hey! Hey Luno! Why can't you just call his name? Then Luno could come down And take you far away to the land of the same Then you'll see how fun it is That flying horse is true And you're stuck in a world with people just as sad as you Can he stop the enemy? -We only believe in what we see! But he can do it, you never know -But we don't know! Just call his name And he will come The Flying Horse Luno… Hey Hey Hey! Hey Luno!

Pool Party

Pool party baby It was a cool party Cool pool party La la la la Pool party baby It was a cool party Cool pool party La la la la Popcorn, hot dog buns, and hamburger patties All the food you need to feed the many hungry Millions of people want in to my party But it's invite only And you're on the list baby -Your pool rips! I cleaned it yesterday -Girls look cute! In their swimming suits -Holy Guacamole! We've got chips! So come on take a dip 'Cause my pool rips It was a pool party for the cool kids at my school It was a pool party for the cool kids at my school It's so cool in my pool It's so cool in my pool It's so cool in my pool It's so cool in my pool Yeah yeah yeah Pool party baby It was a cool party Cool pool party La la la la Pool party baby The ratio of girls to guys is five to one There hasn't been a party like this since 1981 Come to my party let the games begin We've even got floaties if you can't swim -Your pool rips! I cleaned it yesterday -Girls look cute! In their swimming suits -Holy Guacamole! We've got chips! So come on take a dip 'Cause my pool rips It was a pool party for the cool kids at my school It was a pool party for the cool kids at my school It's so cool in my pool It's so cool in my pool It's so cool in my pool It's so cool in my pool Yeah yeah yeah I love you girl, you know it's true To have a super party in my swimming pool Jump on in and you will see Just how fun a pool party can be But don't eat too much before you swim 'Cause you might get a cramp under your chin Someone's screaming, that's not cool Who threw that Reggie Bar in the pool? Ronnie, Sally, Bobby and Mike It's my pool party, we'll do what we like! It was a pool party for the cool kids at my school It was a pool party for the cool kids at my school It's so cool in my pool It's so cool in my pool It's so cool in my pool It's so cool in my pool There's no pool at my school There's no school in my pool There's no pool at my school So it's cool at my pool Yeah yeah yeah

Pizza Day

Well I remember my first day at public school I was very scared of getting pummeled And sure enough I did at first recess I got pegged in the head by a big red ball It stung and my head hung Back to class with a bloody nose And soon it was lunchtime Mom said I should ask about how poor kids can get fed So I got a book of tickets and a schedule and it read: Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk Thursday - Sloppy Joes and burritos in a bag Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week All the kids would line up super early just to eat Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk Thursday - Sloppy Joes and burritos in a bag Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans Hooray for Pizza Day Hooray for Pizza Day I miss Pizza Day The best day of the week Well, I remember my first day in Jr. High I had hairspray in my hair And my pants were way too tight And all the breakers and new wavers And the rockers and the preps Would all be in their places On the front lawn or the steps I hung out with some punker kids Who used to make me laugh I got thrown in the dumpster By some rich kids near the café As time went on we figured out It was totally uncool To eat the welfare lunch Provided by the school So in poser-punker fashion We just mooched off all the kids And lived off eating candy bars And bags of nacho chips Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk Thursday - Sloppy Joes and burritos in a bag Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans Hooray for Pizza Day Hooray for Pizza Day I miss Pizza Day The best day of the week Well now I'm out of school And I don't have a job (You're a slob!) I just sit around all sweaty and lethargic And I'm just thinking 'bout where it all went wrong Why I can't concentrate On anything but reruns I wish I had some more stability I wish I had somebody making lunch for me I guess I miss the seventh grades in life The thought of Pizza Day I thought it was stupid then But I wish I had it now I miss my Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk Thursday - Sloppy Joes and burritos in a bag Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans Hooray for Pizza Day Hooray for Pizza Day I miss Pizza Day The best day of the week!

Dear Spike

Dear Spike, I can tell that your company cares about its customers And that's why I wrote this letter To express my thanks to you in this endeavor Today I got my stuff that I ordered long ago And I wanted you to know that I also got the note And now if you don't mind, I'd like to take some time I hope you understand this letter from a grateful fan I had a dream, a very strange dream Where I was waiting for my package Then up through the clouds I saw this bus, a flying bus, It was coming towards me It hovered above, I saw my order Floating down and softly touched ground Then I saw Spike, he was flying the bus He smiled and waved as the bus flew away I just wanna let you know How grateful I am to you I appreciate all the hard work And kindness you put into Dear Spike Dear Spike What a task it must have been Dear Spike Dear Spike I'm so glad to know you didn't forget me You didn't forget me, Spike I wrote you a letter I ordered a T-shirt and a Cadet Package You sent me a letter and said, "It's on its way!"

I Fell Asleep On My Arm

I put my head down on my desk To help me get through all this mess I fell asleep and before I was done I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb I woke up in shock - I fell asleep on my arm! And now it's totally numb! I fell asleep on my arm! My shoulder's just a big limp stump! I fell asleep on my arm! My arm's like a big limp stump! The bell rang, class dismissed I'm sitting here a little bit dissed I stepped to the door, But I can't leave I can't feel the doorknob, my arm's asleep I can't feel the doorknob, my arm's asleep Who's gonna carry my books? I'm so embarrassed What if I have to pee? I can't bear it! What if I have to pee? I can't bear it! I fell asleep on my arm! And now it's totally numb! I fell asleep on my arm! My arm's like a big limp stump! I fell asleep on my arm! And now it's totally numb! I fell asleep on my arm! My arm's like a big limp stump! Corporate America makes pencils For the man with the left hand They make pencils for the man with the right hand But what about the man with the numb hand? Four hundred grand to see The Rage From back here I can't see the stage It's time to start my own parade So lift up your arm and wave I fell asleep on my arm! And now it's totally numb! I fell asleep on my arm! My shoulder's just a big limp stump! I fell asleep on my arm! My arm's like a big limp stump! I feel no pain In my arm I feel no pain In my arm When's it gonna change? It feels so strange It's just one of those days In my arm I'm gonna slam it in the door I'm gonna wiggle it around 'Cause I feel no pain In my arm It feels so strange It's just one of those days… Boom da bop da boom ba diggy diggy…

Radiation Song

The radiation in the ground Makes a lovely bubbly sound The men in suits Who don't eat fruit Can't comprehend The one-legged newt That was caused from disaster At reactor's core A meltdown expected To start a war Now I bought myself A lead ascot It looks good but I'm startin' to rot Hey you With that green glow in your har I swear I see a tear In your radiation wear Somehow it's there Razorblade boomerangs And iron hands Crossbows and hockey pads Are in demand Toxic waste In synthetic place Can add an eyeball To your face Hey you With that green glow in your hair I swear I see a tear In your radiation wear Somehow it's there Hey me You know your gums Are starting to bleed I've got some shrink-to-fit Mutated genes And some bleak posterity If they end up like me I am Humongous.. Everybody knows I own the wasteland And now may I introduce to you Benji The Tap-dancing Mutant boy "Hi I'm Benji I'm a tap-dancing mutant I wasn't always like this I was born a normal boy But now I live in this world of joy!" It's Benji from Peoria Don't drink the water I implore ya But his mom and dad They were exposed And that's how the neutrons grow Hey you With that green glow in your hair I swear I see a tear In your radiation wear Somehow it's there Hey me You know your gums Are starting to bleed I've got some shrink-to-fit Mutated genes And some bleak posterity If they end up like me Just walk away... Just walk away... There's been too much violence... Just walk away...

Adventure Today

Drop me off right here I can go no further It seems life's too hard for you How come I feel like hanging around to win When it seems you always lose When you're stuck in the middle With rejections again It's time to call your reject friends And meet me at the bottom of the wishing well range And talk about an hour of change And it seems so bad Yeah, it so bad Can we rescue ourselves from the former lives we had? Is it too late? Is it game over? Will it get better? It's better or will it 'Cause Willy don't got an eye Willy don't got an eye He lost it on the Fourth of July He don't got an eye Willy don't got an eye Willy don't got an eye Things will never be the same 'cause Willy's on his way Don't throw sparklers or shoot them through the air 'Cause you never know when it's coming down Breathtaking Soccer Can be such a shocker So try to get away somehow When all you got is your bike But Bike Rides are dumb You gotta take a look inside And find the secrets to life Are down at the bottom Of the underground waterslide And it seems so bad Yeah, it so bad Can we rescue ourselves from the former lives we had? Is it too late? Is it game over? Will it get better? It's better or will it 'Cause Willy don't got an eye Willy don't got an eye He lost it on the Fourth of July He don't got an eye Willy don't got an eye Willy don't got an eye Things will never be the same 'cause Willy's on his way Can we remember what we've got Before we open our big mouths To complain about the things we cannot change? Instead of always asking why At least you've got your two good eyes We could try to find our zone Or just sit and cry alone Willy don't got an eye Willy don't got an eye He lost it on the Fourth of July Now he don't got an eye So don't cry, Baby!

The Baker

I am the Baker I bake the cake Make no mistake, I like to bake Once I discover My innate behavior To mix, to make, to bake! Up in the morning To start my work I cannot help wanting to bake a dessert Like a gladiator About to meet his fate I enter my arena, bow my head and start to bake! Flour, Sugar, Milk, I send out for more An unsung hero I need no reward A short vacation I'd like to take After I bake a chocolate cake Sometimes It's mighty lonely When you're all alone (With a loaf of bread) But I'm just doing my job The best that I can So the children can be fed (B!) I am the Baker (A!) I bake the cake (K!) Make no mistake, I like to bake (ER!) Once I discover (BAKER!) My innate behavior (BAKER!) To mix, to make, to bake! (BAKER!) (B!) I am the Baker (A!) I bake the cake (K!) You're the decorator and you decorate (ER!) You take the credit (BAKER!) While I slave away (BAKER!) I mixed, I made, I baked!

Danger Woman

- And do you know what the press and everybody is gonna be asking? - What? - Who IS Danger Woman?! If you've seen it once, you'll see it again I told everyone and all of my friends Well there she is and she's at it again And I think it's all over and now… (You're gonna get it!) She's hanging off the chopper And no one's gonna stop her Don't try and call the doctor 'Cause she's jumpin' around now Handle bar standing And flying over canyons No hands on the landing Now we're rollin' around on the ground If you could just believe what you can not see Well that may be, she may as well be Well there she is and she's at it again And I think it's all over and now… (You're gonna get it!) She's hanging off the chopper And nothing's gonna stop her Don't even call the doctor 'Cause she's jumpin' around now Handle bar standing And flying over canyons No hands on the landing Now we're rollin' around on the ground (I can hear her voice from miles away) (Yo, ATL, where's she at?) (Yo, yo, where she at, where she at, yo) Woah, she's flying around in her head (Danger Woman!) Woah, Punishing what's left of the WWF If that's what you want That's what you get You want Danger Woman That's what you want That's what you get That's what you want, You want Danger Woman Well she's fighting a crime That's all in her mind At the Kareoke showdown Don't try to understand her The Phantom Highlander The Songbird Avenger It's Danger Woman!

Worms Make Dirt

-Mommy? -Yes Son? -Where does dirt come from? -Dirt comes from… The Worms. -Wow! Awesome! There is a chipmunk At the center of the earth And in his big oven He bakes his own desserts He warms the ocean And from that, life springs forth Little organisms building trash around the clock Compost heaps Or melting pots For Farmer John's Smoked Sausage stocks Worms make the dirt And the dirt makes the earth And all of the roots have a place to sleep now All the chanuks have squash to eat now Worms make the dirt And the dirt makes the earth And people hold hands and feel terrific Food comes from dirt It's scientific Yeah! Wow! There's so much to learn! The Sun came from a cave And it made the clouds go by (Hi!) The clouds had a conference And rain fell from the sky (Wow!) Worms got thirsty From eating too much dirt (Yeah!) They came up through the ground And got eaten by the birds (Huh?) Some worms escaped With their lives (Oh boy!) They excreted soil Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Worms make the dirt And the dirt makes the earth And all of the roots have a place to sleep now All the chanuks have squash to eat now Worms make the dirt And the dirt makes the earth And people hold hands and feel terrific Food comes from dirt It's scientific THE MIRACLE OF LIFE IS AWESOME! AWESOME! Worms make dirt

Sandyface

I loved a girl named Sandyface, She lived outside of town In a tent made of diapers In the sand she laid face down She had a pillow of cactus And her bed was desert land I suppose the call her Sandyface Because her face was covered in sand And I remember her sandy face And I remember her sandy smile That Sandy was the apple Of many bloodshot eyes And one day she fell victim To a sheep in wolf's disguise They said a man with banana bread And a beehive on his chin Sold my love to the Grateful Dead Stole her land and then cashed in There's a one-eyed dog With horns like a yak, Wax lips and a broken back His feet in front face the opposite Of his hind legs in the back He tried to save that sandy girl From the city man disease But was stung to death By all the pets Of the man with the beard of bees Oh, Sandyface I do recall Oh, Sandyface I could not do it all! Dr. Rock was on a jog Saw my dear in the parking lot Selling grilled cheese sandwiches In hippy slavery Dr. Rock tried to free my love But he had no gun So he dialed me collect On 10-10-321 I got the call from Dr. Rock Raced down to the scene But Sandy had been swept away Into the Rainbow Sea Swim, swim away Oh, Sandy Swim so far away from him Swim far away from this place Just keep that sand on that face! But it was too late.... I went back to that stinky place Where I first met my Sandy, but Whitey and his beard of bees Had built a Pizza Hut So I bought a slice in memory Poured sand on the cheese And as I ate Off that sandy plate I missed my one-eyed dog And now it's over The tide has washed her face And now it's Oh Sandyface I do recall Oh Sandyface I could not

The Wild Sea

We ride The Wild Sea And if you want adventure, It's the place to be The sea wolves and the giant squids Are coming up from The Wild Sea And here's where I'll stay For ten years and a day We're on a quest to find hidden treasure And mystery on The Wild Sea Now the Sun she's shining for everyone But we'll set sail and we'll be gone We're sailing on We're sailing on Sailing on and on and on and on Into the ocean, Into the sun My boat, A Viking, My dad and me On The Wild Sea Now we're taking on water In the Dead Dog's Galley A man overboard everyday Captured by pirates In the isle of donuts Rescued by some maidens Who then ran away And here's where we'll be We never know what we'll see We can battle ghosts On the bottom of the ocean Or ride the waves Of The Wild Sea Now the Sun she's shining for everyone But we'll set sail and we'll be gone We're sailing on We're sailing on Sailing on and on and on and on Into the ocean, Into the sun My boat, A Viking, My dad and me On The Wild Sea Captain's Log: 1978 We've been on the sea now for over three years And the unbelievable things we've found and seen, No man can write. Things like the discovery of the Purple Pearl of Pinoche, The mysterious island of Bigfoot Women, The SeaGhost in the Isle of Dread, Pirates on the sea - pirates that no man can name - The underwater bison family . . . and much more . . . Sailing on and on and on and on Into the ocean, Into the sun My boat, A Viking, My dad and me On The Wild Sea Do you hear that son? That's the voice of the Sirens calling from the sea. Quick! Put some cloth in your ears! Don't steer towards the island! The Wild Sea is calling me The Wild Sea is calling me The Wild Sea is calling me The Wild Sea is calling me